[Wild if true. The closest Liem ever came to having "the talk" with a parental figure was the time one of the priests warned him not to shame the temple by siring any part-vampire bastards.]
I don't think most of what we did on that evening would be feasible for a jinba woman to attempt with a human man...
LIEM no? mother is human what can she say about how to handle heat? she always say she will talk to i before marriage but then happened so sudden only lady jinba i know is boss, and can not ask boss for detail... plus boss 's husband is human... she just say once when i was first heat on yard "be careful! if you let stallion mount you, you will grow fat!"
[... which, okay, very sound advice, but???]
oh good point that story is good only for saying it's okay! jinba woman can love human man! no worry!
i would have to tell "the PRIMAVERAN flower garden"
[This all makes perfect sense, but it also kind of proves his point, which was: why would Konoha's daughter ever ask her about sex with a human man when she's married to a stallion??]
Komatsu is lucky to have such a well-travelled mother. You have a story for every occasion.
[Liem, please, Konoha is way too intoxicated to understand that's supposed to be the point of his question.]
yes!!! i will make this into luck for komatsu so she will be so smart and ready and never make big big ouch mistake on first night like her mother did!!
[T-this sounds like something he doesn't need to hear, right? He shouldn't be letting Konoha drunkenly tell him about her first time with her husband...]
I'm sure your daughter will grow up to be a very clever and wise young woman, with a mother so dedicated to her education.
Have you learned anything new in your adventures at the club?
is part why i have to remember everything! how i teach daughter to read write if i forgot all things from other worlds?
oh yes! i learned many new drink color and awful music and custom of half sex dancing and how to fail at tying fruit stem into bow with tongue and special look want to see?
[a minute later, a photo arrives attached: it's Konoha, sitting in her booth looking quite tiny, her flowers bright, sporting The Special Look...
Which, really, might not be so special to Liem, considering it's quite close to her patented 1/4 sweet, 1/4 shy, 1/4 inviting, 1/4 mischievous bedroom look. But trust her, it's special! Because of the hint of "juuuuuust about to laugh at how ridiculous she feels" in the corner of her lips.]
CARDAN is back from snacking! i go to fulfill promise for accompanying this week wish i luck with ears not crying from awful music thank you for talking!
goodbye for now times good health! good tide! goodnight!!!!
[see you on the flipside of this sad wifeless elf king's bender!!!]
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night of one thousand candles
unless komatsu grows up and has questions about
you know
romance things
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If she had questions about romance things, surely it would make more sense to tell her a story about you and Gonta?
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what if she falls in love with human boy?
could happen if she choose to go down mountain…
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How much detail were you planning to go into for this tale?
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i do not know!
is just thinking!!
what if she has question about sex thing i never do with GONTA?!
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[Wild if true. The closest Liem ever came to having "the talk" with a parental figure was the time one of the priests warned him not to shame the temple by siring any part-vampire bastards.]
I don't think most of what we did on that evening would be feasible for a jinba woman to attempt with a human man...
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mother is human what can she say about how to handle heat?
she always say she will talk to i before marriage but then happened so sudden
only lady jinba i know is boss, and can not ask boss for detail...
plus boss 's husband is human...
she just say once when i was first heat on yard
"be careful! if you let stallion mount you, you will grow fat!"
[... which, okay, very sound advice, but???]
oh
good point
that story is good only for saying
it's okay!
jinba woman can love human man!
no worry!
i would have to tell
"the PRIMAVERAN flower garden"
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Komatsu is lucky to have such a well-travelled mother. You have a story for every occasion.
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yes!!!
i will make this into luck for komatsu
so she will be so smart and ready
and never make big big ouch mistake on first night
like her mother did!!
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I'm sure your daughter will grow up to be a very clever and wise young woman, with a mother so dedicated to her education.
Have you learned anything new in your adventures at the club?
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is part why i have to remember everything!
how i teach daughter to read write if i forgot all things from other worlds?
oh
yes!
i learned many new drink color
and awful music
and custom of half sex dancing
and how to fail at tying fruit stem into bow with tongue
and special look
want to see?
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1/2
hold on
i ask someone take picture so is better than i's picture
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Which, really, might not be so special to Liem, considering it's quite close to her patented 1/4 sweet, 1/4 shy, 1/4 inviting, 1/4 mischievous bedroom look. But trust her, it's special! Because of the hint of "juuuuuust about to laugh at how ridiculous she feels" in the corner of her lips.]
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Is this the look you were sporting when you brought Cardan his snack?
1/3
but was not looking at loved person
[ahem (read: member of the bipedal bois)]
so i do not think
i looked such good as this.
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wait wait!
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i go to fulfill promise for accompanying this week
wish i luck with ears not crying from awful music
thank you for talking!
goodbye for now times
good health!
good tide!
goodnight!!!!
[see you on the flipside of this sad wifeless elf king's bender!!!]