LOL...but where's the fun in simply inviting you over?
In return for your services, you'll receive dinner and breakfast cooked by yours truly. Since last time, I've expanded my culinary repertoire beyond beef wellington. Though it's certainly on the menu still.
Well, I don't know. I would want to be sporting about it. It wouldn't be very fair if I just challenged him to an archery contest.
On the other hand, there are definitely things that he would soundly defeat me at, and of course that defeats the purpose of challenging him to begin with.
So it would have to be something that we're both good at, don't you think?
That depends on the kind of multitasking I'm expected to be doing. The last time my abilities in that area came into question, I ended up filling Constantin's kitchen with smoke.
If it helps, I am a very mediocre poet, and my skills at portraiture rest somewhere just shy of abysmal. In fact, a blindfold might actually improve my performance as an artist.
[What exactly does forgo the canvases mean in this context? Are they supposed to be painting each other? Nikolai? This thread of conversation has long since left behind any actual resemblance to being about duelling.]
That would certainly help to disguise my abject lack of talent.
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In return for your services, you'll receive dinner and breakfast cooked by yours truly. Since last time, I've expanded my culinary repertoire beyond beef wellington. Though it's certainly on the menu still.
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What if I decide I enjoy being catered to and I don't want to leave? Will I have to duel Matt for the position?
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On the other hand, there are definitely things that he would soundly defeat me at, and of course that defeats the purpose of challenging him to begin with.
So it would have to be something that we're both good at, don't you think?
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Blindfolds might have to be involved.
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Don't tell me you're incapable of multitasking, Father Lime.
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But I would think that a blindfolded duel involving hot stoves and sharp blades would be a terrible idea regardless of other circumstances.
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[Hm. They may have strayed wildly off topic.]
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If it helps, I am a very mediocre poet, and my skills at portraiture rest somewhere just shy of abysmal. In fact, a blindfold might actually improve my performance as an artist.
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To really make things interesting, we could forgo the canvases...
[Maybe a joke...maybe not...]
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That would certainly help to disguise my abject lack of talent.
But how would you judge the winner?
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[Even he's not entirely sure how serious he's being. Just let the heartbroken man have a little fun...]
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Use of colour. Technique. Flexibility.
[In the work, obviously. Creative flexibility. Unless...?]
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Then you'd only be able to guess at who was painting what. It would be like a little game.
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This is getting out of hand.
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But hopefully it's an entertaining one.
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But I could be convinced.
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First I must dazzle you with my hospitality. 🤩 I've been experimenting with pancakes, and I believe I've perfected the recipe.
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